A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end. |
