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The Freak Awards are a new addition to Gingerafro's Freak Zone. They are basically true mis-haps to the unfortunate freaks of the world.

This month, statements given after RTA's where drivers attempt to summarize the details...Enjoy:

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.